Facebook Quotes

Your Face: 3 Million people dislike this.
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Face your problems, don’t facebook them.
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Facebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!
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Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person…Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. Posting on her page, stealing your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need T.V. sh-t is here – Newsbook!
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
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“You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.”
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“Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like!”
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“Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.”
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“Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.”

“Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!”
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“Instead of Facebook asking ‘What’s on your mind?”, it should probably ask “WTF is YOUR problem?”
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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“Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face!”
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“Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.”
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“Alright…why hasn’t Facebook added a Dislike button yet?!”
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“Posting my thoughts for the day: ……… done.”
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I bet you think this status is about you, don’t you, don’t you? You’re so vain!
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Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re all patients!” — Unknown

“I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!”
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